As we welcome the new year, the article humorously reflects on what 2025 may hold, including the potential return of Donald Trump as President of the United States and the upcoming Eurovision Song Contest in Switzerland. The author anticipates a surge in fitness memberships in January, discusses political scenarios in Germany, and emphasizes societal changes, particularly regarding women’s rights. The satirical piece also highlights significant events like the Women’s Euro 2025 and concludes with hopeful wishes for the New Year.