In the small Italian village of Belcastro, Mayor Antonio Torchia has humorously decreed that residents must avoid becoming seriously ill, highlighting the region’s inadequate healthcare. With around 1,200 residents, many elderly, the nearest emergency services are over 45km away. The mayor’s unconventional ban aims to draw attention to local health system failures, as political mismanagement and mafia influence have led to a dire situation. While the decree promotes caution in daily activities, its enforcement remains uncertain, adding a layer of irony to the challenges faced by the community.